Trying to get the girls in the car (and rushing like usual) to get to an after-school activity:
Little Miss M was attempting to push the automatic door button on the van.
Me: "Don't ever push the automatic door button while we are trying to get buckled in because someone's arm or hand could get caught in the door. If that happened, we'd get really hurt."
Little Miss M: "And go to the doctor?"
Me: "We would probably have to go to the hospital."
and the little voice from the backseat..............."and then we'd be late for ballet school."
You gotta love the "all about me" attitude!